Miner’s Lettuce Smoothie

Sergei Boutenko

3 cups wild crafted miner’s lettuce (wild edible)
2 ripe pears
½ pint blueberries
2 cups water
Yields 2 quarts

Coco-Tango

Sergei Boutenko

Thai coconut, meat and water
5 leaves kale, stems removed
2 nectarines
2 peaches
1 mango
Yields 2 quarts

The Laughing Gorilla

Valya Boutenko

½ head romaine lettuce
2 ripe bananas, peeled and frozen
2 oranges, peeled, seeds removed
1 mango
2 cups water
Yields 2 quarts
Warning: consumption of smoothie may result in spontaneously occurring, extremely contagious gorilla laughter

Emerald Applesauce

Aletha Nowitzky

4:5 apples
1 bunch fresh parsley
½ inch fresh ginger root
Yields 3 cups